Monday, August 14, 2006

Engine 10 Rises





















For those who have visited Ground Zero and paid particular attention to Engine 10 & Ladder 10 Station across from "The Pit" it was hard to erase from the mind. Here are some recent pics and a couple of "flashbacks" of the station. Thanks to Gord Mayer for the updated photos.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Radio@Firehouse.com



Radio@Firehouse.com: Walking the Floor in Baltimore… At Firehouse Expo - PART I


Join Through The Smoke Host Chief Billy Goldfeder for unique candid “on the floor” discussions with firefighters, chiefs, vendors and others for a full range of rapid fire discussions. You’ll hear from well known friends such as FDNY’s Chief of Department Pete Hayden (Ret) and FDSOA’s Mary McCormack.

And in a very special chat, listen in as Billy talks candidly with Chief Danny Krushinski. Chief Krushinski was the IC of that heroically tragic LODD when East Franklin (NJ) Firefighter Kevin Apuzzio lost his life while attempting the rescue of a trapped victim last April 11th. Chief Krushinski’s heartfelt thoughts and comments regarding their loss will impact all who listen. And listen further as the Chief’s Wife, Lisa Krushinski provides her unique perspective on the tragic loss…

From vendors to attendees-all have a unique perspective on their view of fire service issues… and this episode of THROUGH THE SMOKE provides you with a sampling of it all!"

Nevada Firefighter Collapses in Station - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Nevada Firefighter Collapses in Station - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

A firefighter from Las Vegas collapsed and died Aug. 8 during a physical training exercise at his station.

Richard Washington Jr., 49, a career firefighter with the Clark County Fire Dept., was treated by fellow personnel at his station, according to the U.S. Fire Administration.

However, Washington was pronounced dead shortly after arrival at a local hospital."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Media Help

Hey... see the arrow below this post???? Hit that little blue circle for a menu to see movies... and then ...hit the one that says "View Movies " ... pretty easy.. even Rambo can do this for goodness sakes!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

An Elephant's Memory

I love these stories that make such a touching point.

Elephant's Memory-Touching Story

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For several tense moments, Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, nodded his head; turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again,wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Hummmmmm… Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Freddy C Trips The Light Fantastic

This reporter has just discovered some hidden talents by none other than Fred Caverzan. Fred “Astaire” Caverzan, as he has become affectionately known, smiles as he dons his Patten leather tap shoes. When questioned about his new passion Fred proclaimed, “Well, I’ve been dancing for years actually. I used to trip the light fantastic usually around midnight after the rest of the guys had gone to bed.”

Apparently Fred was using the washrooms for his midnight excursions and then came out of the water closet to prance his way across the apparatus floor at the Departments’ headquarters building located on Goyeau St.

“I’ve always felt that as the hands of the clock on the apparatus floor struck midnight I was whisked away in the moment”, Fred sighed. “Why, I’ve always felt the need to dance the night away whenever I watched the old Arthur Murray dancing show during the 50’s on our old black and white television. I can even remember my mom looking at me a little strange at times when I would twirl on my tippy toes in front of the TV.”, laughs Fred. “Hey, I used to think Alice Lon on the old Lawrence Welk show was just absolutely wonderful. I tried to imitate her dance steps whenever I got the chance.”

When asked about his plans for the future Fred smiles and winks, “Don’t tell a soul but I’ve contacted Wayne Pestru (another dancing aficionado) and we’re getting together to see if we can get a job on one of those luxury first class ocean liners and teach people on board how to dance. Why, I can do a mean Rumba and my Fox Trot is second to none!”

When last seen Freddy was doing his imitation of Steve Martin’s ballroom dance with Gilda Radner from the Saturday Night Live show.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Bush's Declaration Of War


I have a feeling this is what really happened!

Pig Roast '06





Here are a few pics from this years Pig Roast... looks like the boys had fun : )
I think someone took liberties with the motel sign in the first photo.

Friday, August 04, 2006

South Carolina Assistant Chief Collapses, Dies at Fire - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


South Carolina Assistant Chief Collapses, Dies at Fire -

The assistant chief at Sheldon Fire District died early Wednesday while supervising his crew as it worked a large home fire at Brays Island Plantation.

Lee Walters, 54, collapsed about 20 minutes into the efforts to extinguish the blaze, and he was taken to Beaufort Memorial Hospital where he was pronounced dead, according to authorities."

Monday, July 31, 2006

New York Firefighter Crushed to Death


New York Firefighter Crushed to Death During Maintenance - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

A firefighter was crushed to death Sunday between his firehouse and a rescue truck being driven by another firefighter, authorities said.

Paul Brady, 42, was doing routine maintenance on top of a Malverne Fire Department heavy-duty truck about 10 a.m. Sunday, Nassau County police said. He fell off the truck when another firefighter, not realizing he was on it, drove off, department spokesman David Gildea said.

Brady, who was wedged between the truck and the building, suffered massive trauma."

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Russ "Crusty Russ" Desjardins Last Day

I wish to say "so long" to Crusty Russ... Russ and I spent many years on the department fighting fires and having fun. He'd be rather quick to tell you the story of how I fell into 4 feet of water.

Russ started on the department on August 24, 1864 and was even present for the great fire in Windsor a couple of years later. He joined the department because he was quite concerned that Canada would join the United States during their civil war and believed his choices would be better at staying home if he joined the local fire department in the event that the draft might occur.
He was quite familiar with one of the horses which pulled the steam powered pump back during yesteryear. Known affectionately as "Dobbin" she and Russ could be seen talking with each other at the old number 2 station until the wee hours of the morning. It was quite apparent that Dobbin and Crusty Russ were much closer than expected when Russ presented her with a silver horshoe to wear on her hoof.
In any event it's nice to see Russ finally retire and start to really enjoy himself. Good luck in your retirement, Russ...God speed.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

President's Club Fire



































Here are a few shots of the President's Club Fire (The old Lido Tavern) on Sandwich Street. I believe this fire occured in June. One of the photos begs the question: What fire were these guys fighting and why is their bunker gear spotless? Or was it more along the lines of, "Oh Oh ...someones taking photos guys, let's put some gear on and look official" : ) Just kidding, boys...relax...nice job.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Arithmetic of Pain


I don't usually stand on a soapbox and declare my viewpoints very often. Neither do I intend to start doing it now on a regular basis. This article by Alan Dershowitz was sent to me by a friend in Israel and I found it to possess a different point of view other than most news media which at times slants their view according to their own purpose and agenda. After 911 and the loss of 343 of our extended family members I cannot sit by and accept the fact that most of the world will still accept terrorism as long as it is directed at the Jewish nation. As usual, you are welcome to make comments and if you do please remember one thing: all of us are entitled to our opinions and I exercise the right to support yours.

This Blog will never censor anyone unless the comments are slanderous or defamatory.


Mr. Dershowitz is a professor of law at Harvard University.

Arithmetic of Pain

By ALAN M. DERSHOWITZ
July 19, 2006; Page A12

There is no democracy in the world that should tolerate missiles being fired at its cities without taking every reasonable step to stop the attacks. The big question raised by Israel's military actions in Lebanon is what is "reasonable." The answer, according to the laws of war, is that it is reasonable to attack military targets, so long as every effort is made to reduce civilian casualties. If the objectives cannot be achieved without some civilian casualties, these must be "proportional" to the civilian casualties that would be prevented by the military action.

This is all well and good for democratic nations that deliberately locate their military bases away from civilian population centers. Israel has its air force, nuclear facilities and large army bases in locations as remote as anything can be in that country. It is possible for an enemy to attack Israeli military targets without inflicting "collateral damage" on its civilian population. Hezbollah and Hamas, by contrast, deliberately operate military wings out of densely populated areas. They launch antipersonnel missiles with ball-bearing shrapnel, designed by Syria and Iran to maximize civilian casualties, and then hide from retaliation by living among civilians. If Israel decides not to go after them for fear of harming civilians, the terrorists win by continuing to have free rein in attacking civilians with rockets. If Israel does attack, and causes civilian casualties, the terrorists win a propaganda victory: The international community pounces on Israel for its "disproportionate" response. This chorus of condemnation actually encourages the terrorists to operate from civilian areas.

While Israel does everything reasonable to minimize civilian casualties -- not always with success -- Hezbollah and Hamas want to maximize civilian casualties on both sides. Islamic terrorists, a diplomat commented years ago, "have mastered the harsh arithmetic of pain. . . . Palestinian casualties play in their favor and Israeli casualties play in their favor." These are groups that send children to die as suicide bombers, sometimes without the child knowing that he is being sacrificed. Two years ago, an 11-year-old was paid to take a parcel through Israeli security. Unbeknownst to him, it contained a bomb that was to be detonated remotely. (Fortunately the plot was foiled.)

This misuse of civilians as shields and swords requires a reassessment of the laws of war. The distinction between combatants and civilians -- easy when combatants were uniformed members of armies that fought on battlefields distant from civilian centers -- is more difficult in the present context. Now, there is a continuum of "civilianality": Near the most civilian end of this continuum are the pure innocents -- babies, hostages and others completely uninvolved; at the more combatant end are civilians who willingly harbor terrorists, provide material resources and serve as human shields; in the middle are those who support the terrorists politically, or spiritually.

The laws of war and the rules of morality must adapt to these realities. An analogy to domestic criminal law is instructive: A bank robber who takes a teller hostage and fires at police from behind his human shield is guilty of murder if they, in an effort to stop the robber from shooting, accidentally kill the hostage. The same should be true of terrorists who use civilians as shields from behind whom they fire their rockets. The terrorists must be held legally and morally responsible for the deaths of the civilians, even if the direct physical cause was an Israeli rocket aimed at those targeting Israeli citizens.

Israel must be allowed to finish the fight that Hamas and Hezbollah started, even if that means civilian casualties in Gaza and Lebanon. A democracy is entitled to prefer the lives of its own innocents over the lives of the civilians of an aggressor, especially if the latter group contains many who are complicit in terrorism. Israel will -- and should -- take every precaution to minimize civilian casualties on the other side. On July 16, Hasan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, announced there will be new "surprises," and the Aska Martyrs Brigade said that it had developed chemical and biological weapons that could be added to its rockets. Should Israel not be allowed to pre-empt their use?

Israel left Lebanon in 2000 and Gaza in 2005. These are not "occupied" territories. Yet they serve as launching pads for attacks on Israeli civilians. Occupation does not cause terrorism, then, but terrorism seems to cause occupation. If Israel is not to reoccupy to prevent terrorism, the Lebanese government and the Palestinian Authority must ensure that these regions cease to be terrorist safe havens.


THE DETROIT LIONS


The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.

In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window 80 yards away.
BLAM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.

.........and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Family Photo?

Sooo.. tell me... Is this fellow sure that this is his family? I can only imagine the caption under the photo in the family alblum:



Pictured left to right: ?, ?, ? and ?

Oh, also, listen to the discussion around the dinner table:

Oh, Dad you got it all wrong; I was the third one from the left; Dad.. I was the one on the end not the third from the right!




Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Live Event: The Captains College


Event Registration (EVENT: 24461): "The Captains College
Event Date: August 09, 2006 02:00 PM EDT
Presenter: Ed Hadfield

Captains College is a dynamic program designed to assist organizations with the development of Captains in organizational leadership. Developing Captains into 'Officers' is critical for organization in today's rapidly changing fire service. This program will cover the main components necessary to develop a program within your department that will provide the education, knowledge and experience foundation for today's Captains and Officers.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Osama & The Genie



While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a beautiful ornate Bottle and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.


The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

What The Heck Is This?


Alrighty then... some of you old timers might remember what this item is from one of the halls. As for you "younguns"? At least try and guess : )
Use the "comment" button at the bottom of the post. Good luck!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Rebel! Don't Wash Your Hands!

Tell me something! Aren't you a little bit fed up with all this nonsense of Bird Flu, washing your hands every 15 minutes, hygiene conscious nonsense? Remember when we were kids and we ate raw hamburger at every opportunity? Nevermind the pound of dirt we ate every year! Stand up for yourselves and your kids.

All this business about washing your hands! I bet you don't know the "legitimate" time that you should spend washing your hands do You? Of course you don't. Well, get this one..... you have to sing all the verses of "Happy Birthday" to yourself and then rinse!!!! On top of that they tell you you should be washing your hands every time you contaminate them. Want to know what the kicker is??? Do you???? Wellllllllllll, the very next thing you touch your hands are contaminated again! Can you believe it? Take back your life and don't wash your hands once in awhile. Sars Schmars.... another tactic by the government to sell the hospitals more Alcohol Sanitizer Hand Wash! Touch things that you considered dirty.
Cross contaminated cutting boards? What's with that? Remember the "olden" days when your mother used to cut chicken on the cutting board and then you used to spill Koolaid on it and licked it off the board????? Did you get sick and have to be transported to the hospital emergency ward? NO !!!!! Take back your life! Eat half cooked chicken thighs where the meat is red around the bone! Let your dog lick your face. Chew your fingernails after taking out the garbage... LIVE ON THE EDGE A LITTLE!
OH... and don't even think of swimming in water that is contaminated. Geeeez... we got folks swimming in water in the Far East where animals bathe and breeds bacteria that we've haven't even named yet and they're a healthy bunch. I say the next time you go for a refreshing swim at Point Pelee or along the beach on the river... if your kids are thirsty forget buying pop for the little ones.... send them to the shore for a drink... and give them a dirty glass to use.... give 'em a chance to build up some anti bodies for goodness sake.
Oh Oh... I'd love to finish this little tirade but I feel my stomach gurgling a little... have to go find some Kaopectate.. bye for now.

NB... Don't get your panties in a bunch here... this is a joke..get it?

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Fun In Frisco


Another message from our Roving Reporter Claude "Stump" Boisvert:

This was a photo taken in San Francisco on Castro street during the Gay Pride Parade, sent to this reporter by an anonymous person .The photo looks quite a bit like our editor and chief Jack "Twinkletoes" Lodge and myself. After we had seen the picture of Bob Johnson with Charlize Theron we jumped the first plane to Frisco in the hope of finding some celebrity to have our picture taken with. We were just walking along this street and heard someone say DAY parade and thought, boy would this be nice to get involved. We saw this guy that we thought was a celb ,Gerry Garcia (from the Grateful Dead ) and had this picture taken with him and a girl from his band.(don't remember any women in the band though).Well it turned out to be Bruce Garcia from Key West. I thought he was a really nice guy because he kept buying me Margaritas all night. Well that's about it now as I have to be visiting my buddy Mike "Monica" Anderson and get my hair "corn rowed". Y'all take care and see you soon with new info that I run across.

Stump

Saturday, July 08, 2006

A Few Police Dittys


And now we give credit to our fellow emergency workers. Who says cops don’t have a sense of humour.......... ? The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.


#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They ‘ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

#14 “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun.”

#11 “So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

# 9 “Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

# 8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

# 7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO.”

# 6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

# 5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”

# 4 “Just how big were those two beers?”

# 3 “No sir we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”

# 2 “I’m glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.”

And... THE BEST ONE!!!

# 1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets?...You’re right, we don’t. . Sign here.

Pedro Answers Questions


It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!"
apprised the teacher.
"Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper from the back of the classroom: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?"
she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, another student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Another student yelled, "You're INCREDIBLE!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost mob hysteria, the teacher said, "You little punk ... if you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro and another student shouts "Duck"!
Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?"
Pedro answered: "Dick Cheney, 2006!"

Friday, July 07, 2006

$10,000 To Call God


An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He travelled through many towns, cities, and rural villages, again and again there were the same golden telephones, but this time the sign under them read "10 cents per call."
The American was surprised so he asked a priest about the signs. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "Look around you. Mountains, lakes, and wide open spaces. Clean air, clean water, and pastures green. You're in Canada now Son............ it's a local call".

B.R Invests In Waterless Swimming Hole


This reporter has just discovered that Bob "B.R" Carroll has invested in a waterless swimming hole. I met Bob at the site of his recent investment (pictured above) and he divulged the latest info.
"This is just great", beamed Bob, "Why, I can even sell tickets for this unusual recreation!".
While I was interviewing Bob I noticed that we had a visitor, namely Mike Anderson (also in the photo) who was wandering around the site with his latest bathing suit and hair do. I asked Mike why he was here at this present time and he said, "I love the beach especially with no water, you know, I dont have to worry about the water ruining my latest coiffure".
"A lot of people dont really enjoy going swimming in the water", Bob stated, "They go merely to show off their physique or hair do's". As Bob stared at Mike he pointed and declared, "See, Mike is doing it right now... showing off his new swimming suit and the "do"; besides, not very many folks like the idea of all the pollution in the water these days and this venue is just perfect, dont you think?", asked Bob.
"I'm also planning on holiday weekends when the large crowds show up and they all jump in the gulch at once and create a major dust cloud. Most of these folks wear glasses and don't realize that there isn't any water until it's too late", he chuckled, "These are the kind of people who pay big bucks for mud baths!". "All I have to do is have a 1 1/2" hose ready, flood the gulch and I'm in the money... Yessiree!"
When asked about the possibility of mud baths, Mike, or Monica, as he now likes to be called, got all dreamy eyed and almost swooned as he pictured the event. "I would just absolutely love it to death", gushed Mike, "I'm really into that sort of stuff now; I love the silky feeling on my skin. In my own shop I now give mud baths to my clients and they do indeed pay big bucks for just plain wet dirt... haha", Mike laughed.
When last seen Bob was making a sign for his new establishment and was using water colors so he could lower the price whenever it rained.
Mike was last seen looking at himself in a full length mirror outside the mens room.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Where's Rudy & Judy?


As promised we now begin the Where Is Rudy & Judy Contest. We all know how much Rudy & Judy enjoy stopping in at all the Legions across Ontario whenever they travel across the land. So to begin where is this Legion located? I will be supplying hints for each photo published on the blog.
The particular clues for this legion are:

-Located on Highway 6
-South of Chatsworth Road


Good luck

PS... try "Google Earth" as a last resort

Friday, June 30, 2006

Coming Soon: Where's Rudy & Judy?





Hey, everyone knows that Rudy & Judy love the Royal Canadian Legions. We have a new contest coming soon that will test your sense of Ontario geography.
Correctly state the location of the Legion and you could win the grand prize (details to follow).

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Live Training Online


Check out this site for "live training"!

Event Registration (EVENT: 24088):

"Ventilation: The Problem And Effect On Today's Buildings
Event Date: June 29, 2006 03:00 PM EDT
Presenter: Mike Dugan

Fires are burning hotter because interior plastic furnishings produce extreme heat. As buildings are constructed tighter they hold in these products of combustion. This creates a more dangerous situation for firefighters entering the fire building. This webcast will be an overview of ventilation practices and how they affect structural firefighting today. Ventilation must be coordinated and controlled. Does your department have procedures to manage venting?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

New 911 Movie



A new movie by Oliver Stone is about to enter the theatres on August 6... You can check it out at: http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/wtc/medium.html

Mississippi Volunteer To Be Honored For Sacrifice - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Mississippi Volunteer To Be Honored For Sacrifice - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

"Flags at the Mississippi Fallen Firefighters Memorial were lowered to half-mast on Monday in honor of a volunteer who collapsed and died last week after responding to a call.

Funeral services will be held at 2 p.m. Tuesday for Robert W. Edwards, 45, a volunteer in Tunica."

Monday, June 26, 2006

Indiana Firefighter Dies in House Fire - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Indiana Firefighter Dies in House Fire - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

"A volunteer firefighter responding to a possible lightning strike at a home in Tippecanoe County Sunday died battling the fire.

The fire in the 4100 block of East 700 South, near Westpoint, claimed the life of Wea Township Community Fire Deputy Chief Steven Smith, 35.

Smith was the first firefighter at the scene after the call was received, 6News' Jennifer Carmack reported."

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Bob Johnson Meets Charlize Theron


Thanks to Stump for getting involved in the Blog... as you can see, Stump has a real talent for editing ...

Thanks, Stump


Just to give u a heads up.This is Bob and Charlize in a recent trip to San Francisco.Bob was hoping to be a stand in in one of her movies.He worked like a dog with sit ups and gym work to look this good.But during the visit he found out she smoked and this completely broke the man.He will be at the 37TH bOB jOHNSON retirement party in Gladwin and am sure he will be back to his old self when u see him.

Stump

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Ohio Department Mourns Loss of Veteran - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Ohio Department Mourns Loss of Veteran - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

"WELLINGTON -- Why did Allan 'Buz' Anderson die?

The 32 members of the Wellington Fire Department were searching for the answer in seclusion Thursday night while trying to deal with the emotional trauma and grief of losing one of their own earlier in the day.

The 47-year-old Anderson, a veteran swift water rescue technician and diver, died Thursday afternoon while trying to rescue two teenagers clinging to a tree in the swollen waters of a tributary of the Black River, about a half mile north on Pitts Road."

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Forgot To Mention .......


Oh ya... we were away... forgot to tell everyone... We really enjoyed the trip to Hawaii by winning the Where Is It? contest... we also stopped in at Lavender Forest and said hello to Betty Patterson.. I would suggest that anyone wishing to visit her should make it this year as she has her place up for sale and this wonderful site might not be available next summer... photos to follow in another post.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Funeral Set for Georgia Firefighter - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Funeral Set for Georgia Firefighter - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

"Craddock, 36, stricken with a heart attack in May died Tuesday night at Emory University Hospital.

'There was very heavy fire. He came out, saying he didn't feel well. We initially thought it was heat-related. He had been inside, and fire conditions were bad.' Capt. Eric Jackson said just after the incident.

But, Craddock's condition continued to deteroriate as he was transported to the hospital. Once there, tests showed he was having a massive heart attack, Jackson said."

Tennessee Forestry Technician Killed - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty


Tennessee Forestry Technician Killed - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:

"The flags at the National Firefighter Memorial in Maryland are flying at half-staff in honor of a Tennessee forestry technician who died in April after being hit by a tree.

Mark Allen Stanley. 49, was preparing an area for a burn when a dozer struck a large dead red oak, causing it to fall. The top of the tree hit him, the USFA reported.

Stanley was employed with the Tennessee Division of Forestry. The USFA was only recently notified of his death."

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Not Everything Is Secure

I snapped this shot about 4 years ago on Ellis Street.... I found it funny that no matter what you try to prepare for in life that sometimes all the plans you make might not go the way that you want them to. : )
This poor soul probably thought his bike was very secure with his expensive lock.. but to no avail.. the bandits took everything except the frame! I suppose there's some lesson here to ponder.. like "dont put all your eggs in one basket" or some other ditty... I thought the photo was kind of ironic.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Phil "Drives" To Work

Isnt it strange how some people get around town? Phil claims this is the best way for him as his insurance rates have dropped drastically and he also gets to park in the handicapped parking areas at the local malls. He's even contemplating putting a siren on the scooter so he can attend fire events on his day off.
Phil stated that he is even thinking of getting a room in the nursing home itself. This would afford Phil the opportunity to talk to more folks on his level. Phil feels that he can even run errands for his peers with his new cheap transportation! Good luck with the new wheels, Phil... !

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Class of '98


This was taken at Kew Drive March, 1998... 8 years ago.. I wonder if any of these guys remember the fun they had... ? I always remembered that folks at this stage loved coming to work.. I suppose most of them still do

The West Texas cowboy & The Yuppie


A West Texas cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Porsche Cayenne Turbo S advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his SUV, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Comic Sans MSFinally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the back of his SUV.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. government" says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows.............Now give me back my dog!"

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

An Old Story


I know most of you have probably read this one before... Father Mike sent it to me... and this is for those that havent had the pleasure of reading this story


In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible..
The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?"
Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up."
Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix.
She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us ! his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat-not a toy one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots. They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast."
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his fire uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station.
He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the paramedic's van, and even the fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, "We can do better than that.
We'll be there in five minutes.
Will you please do me a favor?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire? It's just the fire department coming to see one of its finest members one more time.
And will you open the window to his room?
About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window 16 firefighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room.
With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they loved him.
With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, "Chief, am I really a fireman now?"
"Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand,"
the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said, "I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.."
He closed his eyes one last time.
My instructions were to send this to at least four people that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.
This story is powerful and there is nothing attached, uplifting stories are one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards, let's continue to uplift one another.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Where Is This? - THE Winner!


Ok... above is the final photo for the "Where Is This?" contest. The individuals are:

Bob Tapak age 53; Dann Dancy; G. Mennon Williams; Charlie Long (wearing cap); Mayor of Windsor; Queen Elizabeth; Ethel Merman (behind queenie); Phil;Kathy Block; Gary Percy; Jim Berthiaume (behind Percy); Vanna White (in window)

As promised the winner will spend his/her vacation in Hawaii at the infamous Wilton Inn in the lap of luxury.
The individual who came the closest to winning the grand prize was none other than former Windsor firefighter Gary Percy who is now enjoying the wreckage in Lakeshore left for him by Bob "Wanttobechief" Tapak, 102 now "working" for Tecumseh or Amherstburg...mmm...Essex..I'm sorry I can't keep up with his exploits lately.
Sooooo... the winner is.....

MEEEEEE.... Yes.. Me... I guessed all the people correctly... (doing a victory dance)...

I'd like to thank all of the contestents who thought they were going to win this wonderful trip... Im sorry but I have to run now.. I must contact Deputy Chief T. Berthiaume for my cheque which he has been holding.. Bye for now... I'll be thinking of you while I drink coconut milk on the golden shores of Hawaii... Aloha ... : )

Sunday, June 04, 2006

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Writer's block.. be patient..

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