Riverdance

Remember Tom Flatley, the guy from River Dance and Lord of the Dance? Take a look at the video and tell me this guy is just as good. Well worth the laugh too : )

We Have A Winner

Congratulations to ‘Anonymous’ who successfully entered and won the “Name the Old Guys” contest. Your overnight stay at the “Lollipop Motel” (pictured left and right) includes a continental breakfast (please ignore “expires by” dates as they are not accurate anyway.) The “Lollipop’s” famous vibrating bed(pictured below left) accepts both Canadian and American quarters. Although the exchange money percentage is minimal we would ask that you leave 10 cents on the dresser to cover the exchange rate. (Please pay no attention to the individual lying on the bed; the coroner will arrive shortly) Note: the bed has been replaced by a newer version since the photo was taken. We no longer equip our rooms with refurbished electrical items.

The lobby (pictured right) is a thriving center point of activity as it doubles as the Greyhound bus terminal. Feel free to talk to the passengers and you may even be approached to purchase a variety of watches at discounted prices.

Your overnight stay will include a one hour bus tour (Pictured left) of the local haunts in the area. Once inside an establishment please make certain you take a seat with your back to the wall for your personal safety.

Our security (pictured below right) is second to none and your safety is our utmost concern. We offer a standard that is beyond cutting edge technology.

Please note that in order to fully qualify for the “all expense paid trip” you must comply to the following rules:

The winner must supply to the editor within a month before taking possession of the prize:

• All credit card numbers (We take all valid credit cards)
• Driver’s license number
• All debit card numbers and bank branches
• Health card number
• Social Insurance number

· Any other card numbers e.g. Airmiles, Optimum, Staples, etc

Congratulations and have fun!

Name The Old Guys Contest Update

 

OK... It appears the contest is way too easy! Therefore I'm changing the rules! Before you say anything...I CAN CHANGE THE RULES!!! I'm the editor and have absolute rule over all of this : ) Having said that the new rule is that all the names must also be accompanied by a nickname. They all had one. Good luck.

Old Guys Quiz

Ok.. who are these guys? The first person with the correct answer will win an all expense paid vacation to Puce!!! (Well, not really a vacation per se...but an overnight stay in the local motel. Save your quarters for the luxurious vibrating mattress). Imagine the thrills watching traffic soar by on old Tecumseh Road. To "Name The Old Guys" start off from right to left. First hint: Ken Kelsh (KK)

*For those with failing eyesite please click on photo for a really big picture!

Thanks to Willoughby for the photo!

Rudy & Judy's Drive in Liquor Lounge

What began as a simple thought has developed into a grand idea according to Rudy Heinnekin (spelling may vary). “Who knew?”, states Rudy. “As I was having fun with a salt lick the other day I was daydreaming about a drive through LCBO store and here we are opening our first one!”, laughed Rudy.

“I can only imagine how this whole thing will turn out”, sighs Rudy, “Judy will have to work the cash register…. Lord knows I can’t since my darned hooves get in the way…Every time I go to use it I find myself hitting about 5 or 6 keys at once. I really envy you folks with fingers and thumbs! Heck, I even have to ask junior to open a bottle of beer for me”

When last seen Rudy was returning to his salt lick searching his mind for another entrepreneurial venture. Maybe installing escalators in Deer Stands… but thought better of it.. !

Highway Of Heroes

Maybe you've seen this one before but it sure tugs at the heartstrings... for the other heroes overseas... This was originally a PowerPoint presentation but I converted it so we could show it on the Blog.... Watch and be proud.

ps....don't forget your kleenex

Ahhh... Another Ken Racine Story

Apparently there are a few more Ken Racine stories floating around out there. Tommy White sent this one along...All I'm doing is cutting and pasting. You can't make this stuff up. LOL

Hi Jack

You opened the door for Rat stories........... It was a quiet summer day and we were preparing for lunch at #2 when an alarm came in for a house fire on Ottawa St across from Lansbury Park. We responded with smoke showing and lines being laid. Police soon showed to explain this was a known dope dealers place. Lots of police and the regular utilities. As things were settling down our very own inspector cluso, I mean Racine arrived. Everyone was still inside, exept for the lowly nice squad driver, watching The Rat look both ways before he parked his car in a no parking zone ( across from the church ). He then proceeded inside. Well wouldn't you know it someone flagged down a metermaid and explained the difficulty of finding room to park emergency vehicles when people who just don't care park in no parking zones.

The crews returned and we were free to return but when everyone found out there was a ticket on the Rats own car....we waited. He came out and blew his stack and called that metermaid some dandy names. Then he saw the squad parked there laughing. He is an inspector he had it figured immediately. He came running and pounded on the hood and threatened to kill me. I don't know how he figured it out so fast...he still hits me at the retirement banquet to let me know he never forgets........