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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Illinois Firefighter Dies After Responding - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty
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Michigan Assistant Chief Collapses and Dies - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty

Michigan Assistant Chief Collapses and Dies - Firehouse.com In The Line Of Duty:
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
A Look Back At Lavender Forest

Here are a few photos of Lavender Forest's Miniature Railroad operated by Doug and Betty Patterson. Betty sold the property this year. There were a lot of good memories for all of us.
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Monday, October 22, 2007
The next thing we'll know, if this isn't corrected, is that Mongo will be imitating the "Party Boy" from "Jackass; The Movie"!
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A Few Retiree Limericks

Ahhh...now let's all sit back and listen to a few limericks of our retirees by our resident Limerick Fairy (Don't even think about making a comment!)
| There once was a retiree named Loma Who was built like a light named Noma The peanut butter was spread Without the pleasure of any bread Poor Bill almost went into a coma | | Tom Lebert was a fine Liberal He considered himself an electoral As he sat down to vote He voted on a municipal note And considered himself quite mayoral |
| A fine fellow retiree named Dann Was classified as a fine fire man He jumped on the hose Fell flat on his nose Now poor Dann is considered a stunt man | | A new retired fellow named Greg Noticed one day he had a bowed leg He said in a mutter My heart’s in a flutter Pass the pencils: I need to beg |
| A retiree by the name of Tim Opted out of a trip to the gym Consuming beans to lose extra pounds And surprised by new vibrant sounds Tim’s wind can now play a hymn | | There once was a gal named Karen Who loved the sound of the siren She hailed from the Isle of P.I Was an expert at the art of Private Eye Now she is tracking a Heron |
| A retiree by the name of Martin Gathered all of his stuff in a carton Working fire prevention he said Caused him so much darned dread That on the floor he would be startin’ | | An old retiree named Al Was sure he was everyone’s pal He retired as Assistant Chief But caused so much unnecessary grief That poor Al was put out to corral |
| The retiree by the name of Ron Would often take naps on his lawn Decided to give his technique a whirl He nicknamed it the Trofin Curl Challenge was chairs and try to stay on | | An old retiree named Stroud Everyone knew he was rather proud He watched so much TV It was plain for everyone to see That he resided in somewhat of a cloud (Hey .. they're not always classics! You try and make up a limerick!!!) |
| There once was a retiree named Arpan To Headquarters apparatus floor he ran Trying to catch the descending door His judgment was rather poor Jim’s broken leg was never the plan | | There once was a retiree named Vernes Who over the years had a few burns He’d itch and he’d scratch Sat at the hall waiting for a dispatch And discovered the law of diminishing returns |
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Gary Heikkinen's New Television Show
When asked about his newest recipe he gloats about his recent concoction Hot Sauce Supreme. "It's a family secret that even my own son, Mike, doesn't know the recipe's contents.", claimed the little furry chef.
When questioned about his cooking "career" Rudy said, "Well, when I used to cook in the fire halls at the turn of the century the guys used to rave about my finesse in the kitchen. They just couldn't handle all the wonderful flavors at once so they used to get up collectively from the dinner table and rush to the washroom and actually push each other out of the way to get in. They would return a few minutes later with a contented look on their faces and claimed that they were so full they couldn't eat another bite after I offered them a second helping of the meal. I'm still quite confused as to the large amounts of Pepto Bismal that were consumed while I was on duty. Very strange coincidence indeed."
When prompted further regarding his new television show Rudy answered, "Well, I have a sample of video that you can use to demonstrate a short section of my show. It's the episode about the Hot Sauce we were discussing earlier. I'm calling the show 'Recapturing The Flavor'", Rudy Reported.
At the conclusion of the interview Rudy declared, "I'm actually thinking of inviting guest cooks on my show in the future. My first guest I hope will be Willoughby Woods. He is an excellent chef and some think his skills were even far better than mine. He basically perfected his art here in Canada when he was on the lam from the U.S authorities during the Viet Nam war. That's how he got the moniker 'Draftdodger'", Rudy laughed. "As for myself, I was a member of the Navy and taught the other sailors how to march on the deck of the ship. We didn't go for long treks and I taught them how to walk in circles very quickly. As a result of that training I still find myself walking in circles even to this very day!"
When last seen the "Chef" was on the phone while rubbing his antlers against the wall in his new kitchen. As I left the room I heard Rudy say, "Hello, Santa?"
Below is the sample video of Rudy's television show.
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Sunday, October 07, 2007
Another "Old Guy" Retires (Maybe)
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Saturday, October 06, 2007
WFD Retirees of 2007
Karen "PEI Rocks" Morrison
Tim "Help ME" Berthiaume
Al "Big Al" Reaume
Dan "WOMD" Dancey
Greg "I wanna be a DC" Reitzel
Dave "Norbert Nostalgia" Stroud
Tom "Ex Snorkel Driver" Lebert
Al "I hate Fire Prevention" Martin
Don "Whaaat?" Vernes
Bill "I love Peanut Butter" Loma
Ron "Been Trofed yet?" Trofin
You're about to discover the world's best kept secret .. enjoy yourselves and the best of luck to all of you. : )
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Contest Details
OK... the winner of the contest from the previous post will have the chance to spend a glorious week at B.R's "Upscale Motel".
Just imagine the pampering you will receive... breakfast in bed, whirlpool jacuzzi.. (Kinda).. and lots of more amenities.
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Thursday, October 04, 2007
Top 10 Challenges of Vehicle Rescue

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
The Blog Hits Over 20,000 - Let's Have a Contest!
Thanks to all of you .... The Blog has had over 20,000 hits since its inception in January 2006... To celebrate we're having a contest. The best suggestion on how we should celebrate wins!
Details in the next post.
Ok, kids... send in those suggestions right away.... contest closes midnight Oct. 31!
(Hey, that's the day that I retired : )
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Firefighters hesitating to risk lives - U.S. Life - MSNBC.com
Firefighters hesitating to risk lives - U.S. Life - MSNBC.com:
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Monday, October 01, 2007
Stuff in Space
Thanks to Art Caza for this one : )
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Sunday, September 30, 2007
Visit To The Firehall
Thanks to Ted Seagull for this funny one.... Hey, I think this guy was in one of my recruit classes some time ago. Come to think of it he kind of resembles a guy that opened a restaurant downtown ... I think the name of the club is Koko...... something or other : )
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Kitchen Grease Fire
Thanks to Bob McGonigal for this one... very dramatic footage.
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Thursday, September 27, 2007
# 5 Station... are you bored?
For those guys at # 5 station.... maybe you need something to "unbore" you ... : ) Try this little training exercise ... take some video and send it back to me... Good luck. Oh.. one suggestion... put Mongo in the driver's seat for extra ballast : )
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Recent Promotions
August 5th, 2007 :
Firefighter Gary Garant is promoted to Captain, Fire & Rescue
Congrats, guys... best of luck
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Another Hockey Picture

Thanks to Paula H we now have another hockey picture of old guys who were once young... I believe most of these folks were born circa 1850's or so and had to play the sport indoors by candlelight.
I know for a fact that a couple of them shook hands with Queen Victoria personally : ) If you can name the players go right ahead....
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
The Pope visits Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rugged Mountains of Alaska
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about Grizzly bear hunting! By the way, how is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?
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Mongo The Drummer
This reporter has just discovered that Mongo, the beloved Simian of Southern Ontario, has taken on a new endeavor involving his passion for rock & roll. When questioned about his newest adventure the beast answered, "Well, as you know, my lovely wife, Asteroid, has always loved rock music so I just figured I would please her and look into something different for awhile."
Mongo, employed for ages by the city of Windsor Fire & Rescue Services, has always been capable of "reinventing" himself over the years. "I kind of like to fashion myself after Madonna; she's always known how to change her appeal for the next generation. Besides, I just love it when she wears those leopard style outfits...it kind of makes me homesick in a way", sniffs the Silverback.
When asked what he had in mind with this newest adventure Mongo smiled and stated, "Wow... I had a gig with Phil Collins lately and did an audition with him at his studio. Some guys recorded it into a video... wow, I sure hope it gets some airplay on Much Music... hummmm... that would really provide some new publicity! I just love it when I get the chance to play drums anywhere; it reminds me of the days in the Uganda jungles and the sound of drumbeats far off in the distance."
It is quiet apparent that Mongo certainly loves beating the drums as testified in the short video below. You can almost see the far away look in his eyes as he pounds on the skins and he somewhat resembles Ringo Starr of the Beatles. Maybe it's the hair.
When last seen Mongo was in search of some Ben Gay for his aching shoulders.
Please click on video below to see Mongo's latest rendition of "Something In The Air Tonight" accompanied by non other than Phil Collins.
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