The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist, touring the clubs, is doing a show in a small
town in Northern Ontario.

With his dummy on his knee he is going through his "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row suddenly stands up on her chair and shouts: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work, in the community and from reaching our full potential. It's because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general.You do this all in the name of humor."

The ventriloquist, quite taken back by this begins to apologize.

The blonde yells back, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"