Ask Arp!

Editor: Could please explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity one more time?
Arp: Sure can; If your grandparents did not have children, and your parents did not have children, chances are you will not have children.

Editor: How do you protect yourself from computer ID fraud?
Arp: Just let it happen! My uncle had his complete ID stolen so he went for a replacement and got a better one than he had.

Editor: Where do you get all your knowledge?
Arp: I go to Google and type in Google

Editor: Any words of wisdom for the young folks out there, Arp?
Arp: If people do not know when they are going to die, why do we say they died prematurely?

Editor: What is your most recent accomplishment?
Arp: I was elected President of the Fart Retrieval Club.

Editor: Any last words?
Arp: If you clone yourself who would your parents be? Even weirder; when you see photos of your parents are you looking at photos of yourself? Weird, huh?