A New Slant To Trading Days

This reporter has discovered an audio tape that reveals the following conversation. This reporter will not divulge how he found it unless someone wants to pay him.

McCracken: “Hey, anyone want to trade days?“

Unknown Voices: When?

McCracken: “Anytime in August, September and October.“

Unknown Voice: “What?“

McCracken: “Yeah.. any days during those three months… I got the rest of the year covered“

Unknown Voice: “Where are ya going?”

McCracken: “No where… I just love taking time off work. I’m a pretty busy guy, ya know.”

Dispatch: “McCracken please report to the Deputy Chief’s office”

McCracken: “Hi Chief,.. .hey… are you busy on the 15th of September? Wanna work for me?”