A Sudbury Saturday Night

The National Transportation Safety Board recently devulged they had covertly funded a project with the Canadian auto makers for the past five years, whereby the automakers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUVs in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find out that in most of the towns, the last recorded recorded words of drivers in 61.2% of crashes were, "Oh Sh@%!". Only Sudbury was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something."