Ask Arp!

Q: We haven't heard from you for some time. Do you have any new 'words of wisdom' for us?
Arp: I sure do; If at first you do not succeed don't try sky diving!
Q: Are there any new theories that you have heard about recently.
Arp: There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
Q: Anything else?
Arp: Sure. Never test the depth of water with both feet.
Q: Any other little tid bits, Arp?
Arp: Yes sir... I should have learned this a lot earlier. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Q: Before you go would you give us one final glimpse of your incredible intelligence?
Arp: I would love to. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.