Retired Folks Have Fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO?

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on son, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of dog crap.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a damn. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.