This just in: 14 members of the HazMat team have been admitted to the local hospital due to injuries suffered from a major chemical incident on Friday.
"We were just following our usual practice of "dress down Fridays". We had no idea that dealing with chlorine would bother us wearing our shorts and T-Shirts", stated the team leader.
Recent inquiries state that team leaders are currently on their way to Lansing, MI for further training on the hazards of not realizing the subtleties of "dress down Fridays" and the dangers therein.
(This is fiction; not fact... don't go calling the hospital looking for these people...for Goodness sakes!!!)
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Flash: 14 HazMat Team Members in Hospital
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