Just Thinking

? "You have to wonder about people who think God is dead and
Elvis is alive."

? "Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on
the same side."

? "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups."

? "Aside from traffic, there is nothing that holds this country
back as much as committees."

? "Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!"

? "If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it has numbers it's math. If it doesn't work, it's
technology. "

? "It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy.
The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted."
-- Mary O'Connor

? "It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere."

? "Cats look down on us, dogs look up to us, & pigs treat us
like equals." ---- W. Churchill.

? "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
Ask any Indian." - Robert Orben

? "You can fall down by yourself but you need a friend's hand
to get up." - Yiddish Proverb

Popular Opinion vs. Truth

? "When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago,
or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage
enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a
man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his
promises." -- Franklin P. Adams (1881-1960)