Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Nation's Snowmen March Against Global Warming

January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

WASHINGTON, DC—Braving balmy temperatures and sunny skies, millions of scarfless snowmen and snowwomen gathered in cities across the world Tuesday to raise public awareness about the heavy toll global warming is taking on their health and well-being."

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